Monday, 10 August 2009

As far as I'm aware the massive spider is still inside the hoover. I'd like to think it was dead by now, but the reality is that it's probably been feasting on all the dust & crumbs and become something altogether more terrifying instead. I fear it may have mutated into something resembling a crab. It may have become a crab-like form.

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